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挚友云海网站开发实战 创建于:2013-5-16 16:32:52 收藏
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云海  说:
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
以眼还眼,以牙还牙。
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2013-12-06 10:16 来自:挚友网
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云海  写的日记: Kids Jokes Part 8
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A.
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2013-11-05 13:47 来自:挚友网
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云海  写的日记: Kids Jokes Part 5
Q. What did the penny say to the other penny?
A. We make perfect cents.
Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop.
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. Because it was framed.
Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
A. Lunch and dinner.
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2013-10-30 14:25 来自:挚友网
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云海  写的日记: Kids Jokes Part 4
Q. What washes up on very small beaches?
A. Microwaves!
Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A. A hole!
Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A. The road!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. Take away their chairs!
Q.
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2013-10-29 14:11 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
There is no such thing as a great talent without great will power.
没有伟大的意志力,便没有雄才大略。
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2013-10-28 09:42 来自:挚友网
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云海  写的日记: Kids Jokes Part 3
Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?
A. Sunday, of course!
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow!
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A. Fur-niture!
Q.
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2013-10-28 09:22 来自:挚友网
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云海  写的日记: Kids Jokes Part 2
Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. A table!
Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station!
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. You crack me up!
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!
Q.
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2013-10-27 19:42 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
Life is like music. It must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule.
人生如一首乐曲,要用乐感,感情和直觉去谱写。不能只按乐律行事。
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2013-10-27 10:25 来自:挚友网
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云海  写的日记: Kids Jokes Part 1
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A.
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2013-10-26 19:33 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however hard, for one day.
不论肩上的担子如何沉重,总能负担到日暮时分.不论工作如何艰辛,总可以支撑著做一整天.
——史蒂文生 Stevenson
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2013-10-26 10:25 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?
这是我的国土,我不为她而战斗,谁为呢?
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2013-10-25 10:25 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it's the only thing that lasts.
土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西。
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2013-10-24 10:19 来自:挚友网
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cindy02  说:
丈夫和妻子之间的幽默

妻子对经常整天坐在那里看报纸的丈夫说:“我希望我就是报纸你每天把我捧在手上”丈夫说:"我也希望你是报纸那样的话我可以天天换新的"

Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day) :"I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. "Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
2013-10-24 10:11 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
客人: Hello, I'd like to check in now.
你好,我现在办理入住。
服务员: Do you have a reservation with us?
请问您预定房间了吗?
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2013-10-23 21:55 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
顾客: Can I pay by credit cards?
我可以用信用卡支付吗?
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2013-10-22 10:41 来自:挚友网
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KevinKevin
Kevin  写的日记: (爆笑)接待小姐的8级英语
昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:"Hello?"外国人:"Hi."
前台小姐:"You have what thing?"(你有什么事?)
外国人:"Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)前台小姐:"If I not speak English, I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说,那我现在说的什么)
外国人:"Can anybody else speak English? "(还有谁能讲英语吗)
前台小姐:"You yourself look.
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2013-10-22 10:35 来自:挚友网
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Kevin  说:
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.
The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet."Are you hurt? " he asked."Of course I'm hurt! " she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once! "
求笑点?
2013-10-21 11:57 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
Life is a continuous challenge, a constant struggle, full of ups and downs.
人生就是一个连续的挑战,一场持续的战争,充满了跌宕起伏。
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2013-10-20 21:09 来自:挚友网
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云海  说:
Moonlight spills across my floor.
月光洒落在地板上。
I'm sage and cozy in my bed.
我安然又舒适地躺在床上。
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2013-10-19 14:32 来自:挚友网
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云海  写的日记: Sooner or later
A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.
Judge: Have you ever stolen things?
Thief: Oh, now and then.
Judge: And where have you stolen these things?
Thief: Oh, here and there.
Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer.
Thief: Hey, when do I get out jail?
Judge: Oh, sooner or later.
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2013-10-18 13:29 来自:挚友网
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